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A VEGAN ODYSSEY

Friday, March 24, 2006

Banned from the Vegan Freaks Forum --- Again!

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Hello, my fellow vegans (and meat-eating stalkers).

Today I registered yet again on the Vegan Freak message board. I just wanted to see what they'd do, you know? I figured that if I wasn't verbally abusive towards anyone, they'd be okay with me being there. "Don't forget, Preston," I said to myself. "These people are among the most open-minded people on the internet!"

So I registered on a different computer using a different e-mail address. All I needed was a new username that wouldn't arouse too much suspicion. After a few minutes, I thought of one -- Preston II. It was perfect!

So, like the last time I registered, my first post was in the "Introductions" forum. I whipped up a message saying that I was excited to be a member of their site and how I was looking forward to getting to know everybody. Of course, I provided a link to my blog and then clicked "submit."

"What a cheery post, Preston!" I said to myself. "They'd have to be real jerks to kick you out for being cheery, wouldn't they?" (Yes, I talk to myself. So what?)

And sure enough, I was banned within minutes for doing absolutely nothing wrong on the forum -- just as before.

Reason: Go away, Preston.
Date the ban will be lifted: Never.

I can't get over how stupid these people are. I can understand why they'd want to ban guys like Meatloverskillet or Argus, who might register on a site like that simply to tell everyone off -- but what did I do? Honestly!? I went on that site and had the audacity to suggest that the canines in our jaws were meant for meat! Oh my god!! You should have seen how they reacted! They didn't even entertain the possibility! (Pfft. "Possibility.")

In case you didn't read my post the last time they banned me, the reason they gave was, "Don't talk shit about us and expect to be welcome here." My "shit talking" was the title of a post here: "Preston Educates some (stupid) Vegans." OoOoooOoh!! How offensive! Ban that guy! BAN HIM!!!

You know what, Vegan Freaks? You're a bunch of fucking retards! I'm going to keep coming back to your forum, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! Ha ha ha ha! Want to ban me? Go ahead! I'll just register again and again, and I'll get others to do the same! In fact, you had better start selling canned meat or something, because it's going to be Spam-central unless you reconsider banning me! FASCISTS!!

I'm also working on a nice little comic about this situation. I'm sure you will all enjoy it, since I'm featured prominently in it. Oh and what I do is... comical! Haw haw haw haw haw!! Get it? Comic? Comical?

Okay, that's it for now.

- Preston out

20 Comments:

At 8:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Preston

 
At 12:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Preston,

If you really want to be part of an online vegan community, there are plenty. I'm not sure if you're obsessing about the Vegan Freaks site because you want attention, or you just like to be a pain in the neck, or if you get unhealthy fixations on stuff, or what-- but it's not the only forum in the world.

When you were over there, you acted like a troll-- being nasty and blame-throwing at a girl who hit a deer (it's vehicular homicide, not manslaughter, btw), threadjacked other discussions, refused to take hints from mods, etc. So, you outstated your welcome. Eh. It's not a huge, noble thing where you're a martyr, so get over it.

Try again elsewhere. There are plenty of places. People have left the Vegan Freaks forum for plenty of reasons-- each community has a certian feeling to it, and not everyone likes the environment over there. Try the veggieboards (www.veggieboards.com) or the Vegan Forum (www.veganforum.com) or Vegan Represent (www.veganrepresent.com) if you're really into vegan discussion. Try a less accusatory, high-and-mighty tone, and you might make some friends.

Of course, you might just insult me, call me a whatever, and ignore my suggestion-- sure, if you're into the whole martyr thing, keep registering over at VF. Maybe you'll prove your point (whatever that point may be), maybe you'll keep getting banned and getting your shorts in a wad about it. I don't know. But I'm trying to be helpful here, so say what you will.

Peace out.

 
At 1:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would you evade a ban in the first place? And now you're threatening to spam them. You're a real work of art there. I've never heard of Vegan Freaks site, but it sounds like they made the right choice in kicking your butt out.

 
At 5:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd hate to think of the revenge being plotted against that ugly chick who dumped Preston...

 
At 11:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you suck

 
At 12:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what? You suck!

-Preston

 
At 7:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a pud.

-Preston

 
At 11:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and you suck!

 
At 8:15 PM, Blogger Preston said...

All anonymous cowards.

Figures.

 
At 4:12 AM, Blogger The Dally Llama said...

Almost as bad as anonymously slashing tires. Or should I say claiming to have anonymously slashed tires?

 
At 5:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, whatever, man. I tried to help you out, give you a few names, remind you that there are other people in the world besides the Vegan Freaks. Sorry. Then again, I'm not surprised.

 
At 7:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is not the whole idea of all this being anonymous, having a differente attitud,personality, attitud than the one you show without a computer?

That is why I think you suck!

 
At 11:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Preston

After reading some of your previous post I correct myself, you do not suck, you really suck

 
At 6:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, seriously... way weird.

I took a crap this morning, and one end of it looked JUST LIKE Preston's hair. If I woulda wrapped it in lettuce, it easily coulda passed as him.

 
At 1:00 PM, Anonymous janice said...

I miss this blog. Why haven't there been any new posts recently? I need updates on the ol' vegan odessy.

 
At 6:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too have been wonderin' where Preston has been lately? Perhaps he's been incarcerated for his role in the recent spike of cowardly tire slashings.

 
At 4:34 PM, Blogger Wardo said...

Guys,

I don't know if you're reading my comments, but I thought I'd provide an update.

Believe it or not, Preston has acquired a kind of grudging respect for my posts - he tolerates my "eat meat, dummy" arguments because of my inarguable logic. "I'm a big enough man to respect your values," he said. "You must have noticed my crusade against the Vegan Fags in that other forum. The very idea that canines in our heads weren't meant for meat-eating - it's ridiculous. It's our job as evolving humans to rise above our past, but I won't slam you for your beliefs, as long as you keep it clean on my site."

Anyway, after a few emails, I heard no more from Preston - until today. I received a short, bizarre email earlier, likely tapped out on his Blackberry. Here it is, in its entirety:

trouble in san antonio. family bbq went apeshit. all that meat, no greens. didnt think, just acted. macho uncle near death, the bastard. no charges! he asked for it. Preston out

I managed to find the news story, in case you want more details.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA040306.barbecuestabbing.KENS.8aeab4ba.html

-Ace

 
At 7:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Preston's butt stinks. Oh, and he likes to kiss his own butt.

 
At 7:27 AM, Blogger brad said...

Fighting vegans fuck you vegan freak forums members! You are hurting veginism by emulating the society around you banning vegans for disagreeing with you for one, I got banded for angering jenna she wanted light hearted shit about sports. Sports were maid by prisons and factories to make bad work conditions livable, so its like giving pain killers to horses not vegan. The vegan freaks that liked Erik Marcus once can bite me as far as their forums are. They have huge flaws they are too stubborn to give up. Fucking arrogant academics, they are not the worst people but in the forms they are hitters.

 
At 4:41 PM, Blogger Henry said...

I agree with you, they are bellends.

 

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